psyfucks:

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

I’m so happy for this little kitty

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

trippeds:

i usually don’t get mad at people, but when i do, it’s probably because you’re a piece of fucking shit

darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

alxesi:

will.i.pm

brookeeverdeen:

brookeeverdeen:

so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant

about 25 are freshman (9th grade)

lord please help us 

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derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 



(call me) (please) (my name is sean)